Welcome to the Apocalypse
Please remain calm.
This is proceeding as expected.
In Memory of Shared Reality
January 21, 2026
Notice This obituary records the passing of Shared Reality, which fragmented over time and was last reliably observed when consensus
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Disinformation Continues to Outperform All Known Pathogens
January 20, 2026
Disinformation remains the most efficient contagion currently in circulation. This is not a metaphor strained for effect. It spreads faster
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Water: The Quiet Commodity
January 17, 2026
Water rarely announces itself as a crisis. It arrives reliably, flows invisibly, and disappears politely down drains. It does not
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Mass Death as Background Noise
January 15, 2026
Mass death no longer announces itself. It does not arrive with interruption or ceremony. It enters quietly, layered beneath headlines,
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Misinformation as a Force Multiplier
January 14, 2026
Misinformation does not create crises…that would be inefficient. Instead, it arrives early, embeds itself quietly, and ensures that whatever crisis
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De-Escalation Efforts Continue to Escalate
January 13, 2026
Efforts to de-escalate global tensions are ongoing and, by all observable measures, highly energetic. Leaders across multiple regions have reiterated
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The Apocalypse has begun.
If this is your first time here, welcome. If this is not your first time here, we understand, and appreciate you.
Initial plans involved a coordinated, mythologically significant intervention involving war, famine, pestilence, and death. Swords were sharpened. Ledgers were prepared. Horses were saddled.
Upon arrival, it was determined that these measures were redundant. Humanity has demonstrated a remarkable capacity for self-directed escalation and does not currently require assistance.
A Change in Scope
The Horseman have been reassigned.
As a result, the Four Horsemen have been reassigned to covering the downfall of humanity.
Rather than introduce new catastrophes, we will be documenting the existing ones—many of which are unfolding ahead of schedule and under budget.
This site serves as an unofficial record of the Apocalypse as it is actually occurring, not as it was imagined, promised, or perhaps denied.
Editorial Policy
• We report only what is happening.
• We contextualize what was predictable and foreseeable, without sentimentality.
• We note what was warned about.
• We do not speculate unnecessarily.
• Reality is already doing sufficient work in that regard, so we defer to it.
• Corrections will be issued when facts change. Narratives will not.
Our Correspondents
The Four Horsemen
Mars – Architect of Ruin
Limos – The Long Hunger
Nergal – Father of Plagues
Thanatos – The Silence After
Apocalypse Status
Current State of Things
Status: Active
Severity: Ongoing
Containment: A bit late for that…
Horsemen Intervention: Deferred
Human Oversight: Unnecessary
Overall Progress: Societal collapse is ahead of schedule, and accelerating
The Correspondents
Each Rider reports within their area of expertise.
Mars, Architect of Ruin
Senior War Correspondent
Covering armed conflict, civil unrest, strategic miscalculation, and the continued belief that this time will be different.
Limos, The Long Hunger
Global Systems & Resource Correspondent
Covering food scarcity, climate stress, supply chains, and the elegant mathematics of doing more with less until there is nothing left.
Nergal, Father of Plagues
Public Health & Contagion Correspondent
Covering disease, environmental exposure, misinformation, and the surprising durability of bad ideas.
Thanatos, The Silence After
Obituaries Editor
Covering loss, legacy systems, preventable endings, and the careful cataloging of what will not be restored.
A Note to Readers
If you are here seeking reassurance, this site may be counterproductive.
If you are here seeking clarity, context, and the quiet comfort of knowing that someone else also sees this, you are in the right place.
Updates will continue as conditions deteriorate.